Ahoy there, me hearties!

A grand welcome to the swashbuckling spectacle of Petarr's Bachelarr Parrty! We’ve shanghaied Petarr from the quiet life in Queens with his loyal pooch Roscoe and his poetic beau Patrick, setting sail for the steamy, dreamy shores of Miami. Petarr, our esteemed captain, accompanied by his motley crew of pirates, is ready to embark on the voyage of a lifetime before anchoring down in the harbor of matrimony.

As we chart our course through this celebratory sea, prepare ye for a weekend where the rum flows as freely as the laughter, in a haven where tiki torches light the way to unforgettable memories. Let the drag queens of the seven seas show you the ropes, with performances so dazzling, they'll make even the sternest pirate blush. This crew has no curfew and they are ready to plunder the night with Petarr, our dashing groom-to-be, who’s about to tie the knot tighter than a ship’s rigging.

So, let’s raise our sails and our spirits, diving headfirst into two nights of naughty nautical nonsense. Cheers to Petarr, our captain of camaraderie, as we navigate through this sea of sin and splendor. Let’s make this bachelarr parrty a legend among men and mermaids alike! 🏴‍☠️🌴